Posted-Date: Thu, 25 Apr 1996 19:06:19 -0700 (PDT) Date: Thu, 25 Apr 1996 19:08:45 -0700 From: Matthew Franklin X-Mailer: Mozilla 2.0 (Win95; I) To: zelenski@cs.Stanford.EDU Subject: grammar file X-Url: ,http://www-cse.stanford.edu/classes/cs107/current/index.html It had to be done: it's the random CIV Introductory Paragraph Generator. I wasn't quite ambitious enough to make it generate an entire paragraph, but I'm sure if someone completed this grammar it would get a B+ every time. It was rather large, so I attached it in the file "civ.g". Oh, and by the way, I put in your name, but had a little bit of trouble with gender-specific words, so sometimes it says, "Mr. Zelenski." Just assume it's talking about someone else. :) --- Frightened? No, I think startled is a better word. startled@leland.stanford.edu It's the Random CIV Introduction Paragraph Grammar! If I was ambitious enough to make it do an entire paper, it'd get a B+ every time. However, hopefully this will give you a good start next time you're stuck. by Matt Franklin { ; } ; { ; } { . ; -- . ; As once said, . ; . ; } { uses in to with . ; In fact, the serve as symbols for the life of the . ; uses and to bring a perspective to thinkers during the . ; Both and use , albeit in contrasting ways. ; , though of a wildly different opinion than , uses in almost exactly the same manner as the latter author in . ; The author uses a rhetoric, different from the standard rhetoric of the , to present a different, perspective on . ; } { contrast ; compare ; juxtapose ; stick ; put ; } { Florentines ; circles of hell ; angels ; daemons ; social contracts ; sprites ; gods ; Zeus and friends ; Miranda Rights ; allegories ; Far Side comics ; dresses ; Sufis ; monotheists ; birds ; } { distinct ; liberal ; concise ; convoluted ; unique ; homosexual ; heterosexual ; bisexual ; male ; female ; transexual ; feminist ; chauvinist ; Calvinist ; diminished ; musical ; } { Just like , many other thinkers believed in the purity of the -- was no different ; But ever since those famous words, the as well as the have contested such theories, calling them . expounds on such views in ; This should not apply to such a limited, context-- it can be applied to , , and ; Obviously, felt similarly-- he wrote about things as varied as to , from the to the ; Those words permeate many important literary works, none moreso than ; } { Such incidents are not rare, but are rather an essential and part of human life-- believed so, and wrote about it in . ; Obviously, must have had a similar incident, or at least a one, in order to write so about it in . ; Perhaps drew from such unusual experiences-- obvious in his use of and are his influences from , and his love of . ; } { In 's , we see striking examples of , and . 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